Dear WWE fans,
A lot of you have been clamoring for a matchup between Stone Cold Steve Austin and the execrable CM Punk at next year’s Wrestlemania. While I attribute this to the fervor started by the rivalry between The Rock and the equally repulsive John Cena, that still doesn’t excuse its baselessness. Stone Cold spent his last years wrestling less and less due to neck and back injuries that kept him in almost chronic pain. His activity was limited to punching and kicking in non-match situations. If the man ever wrestles again, his neck and spine will likely fall apart and he will end up dead or paralyzed.
So stop wasting your time on dumb fucking photoshops of Wrestlemania XXIX promos. Jesus Christ.
Your fellow fan, Painiac.
